Dear Dame Wotta,
I’m pregnant but I have no memory of ever having sex. Am I immaculate?
Jill
Dear Jill,
Many people nowadays are becoming pregnant aboard space-ships without remembering.
These poor men and women have no excuses to present to their loved ones.
May I suggest hypnotic regression?
There are reports that using tea tree oil and sleeping with the fans switched on high and arrayed around your bed may help stop them returning for you, removing the fetus and taking it away again. Try this by all means if you wish, but think carefully:
The chances are that your offspring would be a small, pale, sickly and hairless creature that you could never properly love anyway.
Best - Wotta Tripp
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